Awesome Bonsai for Awesome People

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Our Awesome Trees for Bonsai Beginners...

  • Hawaiian Umbrella w/FREE Shipping & Humidity Tray with Rocks
    $65.00
    $65.00
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  • Dwarf Jade w/FREE Shipping & Humidity Tray with Rocks
    $65.00
    $65.00
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  • Ginseng Ficus w/FREE Shipping & Humidity Tray with Rocks
    $65.00
    $65.00
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  • Brush Cherry w/FREE Shipping & Humidity Tray with Rocks
    $65.00
    $65.00
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  • Money Tree w/FREE Shipping & Built In Humidity Tray
    $55.00
    $55.00
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By Bonsai Masters ~ For Bonsai Amateurs

Bonsai Trees are Works of Living Art, and Contrary to Popular Belief, They Don't Have to be Complicated or Expensive. 

Below are Five Species of Bonsai That Have Been Hand Raised by a Family-Run Nursery & Selected Specifically for their..."Easy-to-Keep-Alive-ness"...

Hawaiian Umbrella

A Tropical Beauty From Southeast Asia, yet significantly less expensive than a mail order bride from the same area.

Super Laid Back ~ likes the indoors, likes the outdoors, not picky about what to watch on Netflix, only drinks water. 

Exposed Roots, Multiple Trunks, Wild Looking Canopy, Gorgeous Leaves, Easy to Care For, BUY One Already.

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Dwarf Jade

Elephants eat it, so keep away from all indoor pet elephants.

Native to South Africa Like Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi & Bonsai Eating Elephants.

ALMOST impossible to kill.  Please don't try it, though. We spend a lot of time loving these things.  

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Ginseng Ficus

Voted World's Easiest Bonsai! (probably, by someone.  Trust us, it's ridiculously easy to care for)

Shockingly low maintenance, so essentially it's the opposite of my wife.

LOOK at this thing, it's unique, it's beautiful, it's AWESOME.

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Money Tree

They Bring Luck ~ more than a rabbit's foot wearing a horseshoe in a field of 4 leaf clovers.

Looking For some positive energy?  These things invented Feng Shui.

Why’s it called The Money Tree? Because it attracts money.  You like money, right? 

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Brush Cherry

Native to Australia & New Zealand, so they only drink Fosters.

Flowers in Spring if you treat it right, there's a lesson in there somewhere.

Fruits in Autumn if you treat it right, probably no lesson in that though. 

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